tonguetired:

Been slacking in the selfie department since I cut my hair

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lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

(via trust)

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tyridot:

she loves holdin hands but she’s a little shy

(via trust)

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magicalmysterytourbuzz:

If I was here, at this exact moment with this exact sunset. I’d be in heaven on earth.

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nepetaquest:

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

(via littlegremlin)

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trouserweasel:

chulaspice:

im yelling

image

worth it tbh

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